I too am in the old man camp as previously stated. I did enough penance of bucket washing in my earlier days. We have a subscription to a chain of Shell Stations here in NE Wisconsin that allow for 1 wash per day at various locations. The fact that there are different locations throughout my area is really a plus too. Just about all of them are touchless or they have a screen to chose either brush or touchless. The big thing for me is they all have under carriage wash. Living where I do, they brine the crap out of our roads, even if it looks like the sky will sneeze in the forecast. I feel a little better knowing most of that junk is being rinsed off underneath. After that, I still towel dry the whole thing off, including door jams and liftgate area. Face it, those blowers at the end of the wash only do so much. I then break out the Turtle Wax Hybrid Graphene wax or Mequairs, twice a year. In the end it’s still a Chrysler product and will eventually find its way back to the earth. I choose to drive mine because as eloquently previously stated, I do not know how much more time I have in this world. I’d rather rip her around than put it in a trophy room to be looked at. After all, isn’t that what a Hellcat is for?